Meet Doctor Planet, an environmentally conscious hero for our age—upstanding on the outside, embittered on the inside. When he teams up with the Planet Teens for a massive brawl vs. Toxie on the streets of Washington, DC, monuments will fall! And characters will die! Which, you have to admit, is cool. Characters dying, I mean.

It’s origins, origins everywhere, as the CRUSADERS revival barrels on! The origin of Headbanger! The origin of a mutated counter-Crusaders force! Cultists merged with animals and objects to become living turduckens attack our heroes in an epic and sickening fight scene! Abominations abound! All is appalling!